You know you're obsessed when... (Actual conversation I had with a couple friends)
Friend 1: If you had a time machine what would you use it for?
Friend 2: I would go into the future and bring back the cures for cancer, HIV and an almanac to place bets like that kid did in Back To The Future.
Me: You mean Marty McFly?
Friend 1: Sure. What about you guys? What would you do?
Friend 2: I'd go back in time, discover why the dinosaurs died off, bring back proof Jesus was the real deal, and kill Hitler.
Friend 1: Oh, please! If those guys in on the conspiracy couldn't do it, how could you?
Friend 2: Push him down a flight of stairs when he was 12. What about you, what would you do?
Me: I'd go 25 years into the future and find my older self.
Friend 1: Oh, to find out what not to do?
Me: No, so I can borrow my future self's copies of the hunger games movies, game of thrones tv show and all seasons of Once Upon A Time.
Friends: ...
Me: What?
So apparently Charming’s real name isn’t James
First I thought Charming was his real name and it suited him, then I thought John fit him even better, then David (thanks to a slip up in an interview where Josh Dallas accidentally revealed the real Storybrooke name) THEN there was James that was too perfect for Charming and now apparentally John David James Charming has ANOTHER name? What could it possibly be?
As much as I love how easily James expresses his emotions, it’s kinda ridiculous how many times he’s cried. He’s probably cried more times than Regina, Emma and Snow combined and that’s saying something.
What? Is it in Josh’s contract that he has to cry in every episode he’s in? I can only think of 3 episodes where he doesn’t cry (snow falls, that still small voice and the stranger).
A charming, yet tragic, family tree.
“Then she went into her most secret room — no one else was allowed inside — and she made a poisoned, poisoned apple. From the outside it was beautiful, white with red cheeks, and anyone who saw it would want it. But anyone who might eat a little piece of it would died.”
- from Snow-White and the Seven Dwarfs by The Grimm Brothers
Poisoned, poisoned? As opposed to just a poisoned apple? What, did the Grimm brothers have a word count they had to meet and were one word short?
Which story would people prefer to read?
1. Snow raises Emma and August
2. Snow and Charming raise Emma
3. Ella raises Emma, Alexandra and August
4. Ella and Snow raise Alexandra, Emma and August
5. Emma, Alexandra and August escape
Which do you want to see?
Voting will close on May 20 and the winner WILL be written and posted. Please vote and reblog so I can measure interest.
Dear lord it’s true! Rumple stole Gaston’s clothes and gave them to James! (Sorry about the pic, I screencapped it on my iPhone)
library-aileas:
Um… I think I know where Rumple got Charming’s proposal outfit. Waste not, want not?
How had no one else caught this before? So if Gaston survived his transformation, he’s a naked cripple? I kinda feel bad for the guy.
Coming Soon: This Can’t Be How The Story Ends, the story of what would have happened if the plan had gone right and Snow raised both Emma and August
Emma frowned, “By the time I had turned 17, my entire family was in jail. My brother, August, for trafficking and possession of drugs, me for robbery and grand theft auto, and my mother serving five years for attempted murder, crimes of which none of us were innocent.”
Graham looked awkward, Emma knew that he desperately wanted to ask, but he wouldn’t without her permission.
“Go ahead,” Emma sighed.
“Not to intrude, but who did she try to kill?” Graham asked.
Images of that day flashed through her mind, the crazed look in her mother’s eyes as her mother held fast to her victim, squeezing every molecule of air from the girl’s throat, fully intending on ending her poor victim’s life.
Emma shook away the image and met the Sheriff’s eyes.
“Me,” The blonde choked out. “My mother tried to kill me.”
Coming soon.
Anyone interested?
disneymusictime:
Thankfully, OUAT has been renewed for a second season, so here’s what I think they should address:
-Who’s heart was in the box if it wasn’t Katheryn’s (as DNA tests were forged)?
-Who is Dr. Whale?
-How did Snow & Charming take back the kingdom from King George?
-How did the Sleeping Curse…
What about the questions of: What happened to Thomas? What happened to Snow and Red while they were on the run? How did Jiminy find Geppetto? Where did Snow get the fairy dust? What happened to the red and black eyed wolf after Graham was kidnapped? Whatever happened to Ruth? And how did Granny find out that the red hood would stop Red from turning into a wolf?
